skoolmunkee

Instead of drawing tonight I played ME3 multiplayer, very naughty. So instead of drawings I offer this as my evening’s work:

What do you say to your multiplayer teammate when they’ve made some mistake and you need to go revive them? You give them a pick-up line, of course. But not just any pick up line. You are after all saving them from an embarrassing death.

Are you an angel, because you just fell to the earth.

Nice armour, it looks great on the floor there.

You must be hot, because your ass just got toasted.

I’d like to have you over for breakfast, because you look like a pancake.

I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by the toxic chemicals released by your burning armour.

How about we go back to your place and you show me your scars? I promise I won’t get bored, check my phone, and fall asleep.

You must be my valentine because you just got pasted.

You must be Jamaican because jamaican a fool of yourself.

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look pretty messed up.

Are you a hurricane? Because you really blew it.

I’m thinking about nailing you because it looks like you really enjoy getting pounded.

If I were an infiltrator I’d try to pick you up, because then no one would see us together.

You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Well not in your case. It looks like yours just got all burned off.

If you were a scab I’d pick you. Well you do kind of look like a scab and here I am I guess.

Hey baby, you so fine. Yeah you really got pulverized there.

Just call me a world-class weightlifter because I’m gonna pick up your dead weight.

You must be a magician because I’ve never seen such a spectacle.

I’m from the Fine Body Inspectors and I’m here to tell you you’re fired.

Are you into free love, because you’re really good at dying.

If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you get it up off the damn ground?

I should go.

Tags: Mass Effect I'm dumb